Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
rose doctor who??????
rose american dragon??????
everyone forget rose flower
rose flower cry
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
*drops out of school to become full-time book reader*
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…
W H Y
[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
this should’ve been the movie poster