czystiel:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

“ Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

hellomynameispotatoes:

zaptap:

“rose”

who rose

rose titanic??????

rose doctor who??????

rose homestuck??????

rose american dragon??????

no

rose flower

everyone forget rose flower

rose flower cry

dslites:

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

chad u ok

chad

chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

angeldictator:

Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.

sunsetorangepeeta:

*drops out of school to become full-time book reader*

rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

foxyplaydate:

nanatsu-chan:

coyotestuck:

eriizabeto:

anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

what

WHAT

W H Y

galaxys4:

[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah

Nicknames for Supernatural - Season 9
When you're panicking or a character is in danger:  SEASON 9-1-1
When you're mad or disappointed or in denial:  Season NEIN.
When Team Free Will has domestic moments:  Season 9-to-5
When you're happy or thrilled about something:  Season On-Cloud-9
Whenever someone returns from the dead:  Season 9-Lives
Whenever you're all hot and bothered from the characters:  Season Fine
Whenever you find yourself whispering "Chuck bless Carver":  Season Divine

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

thatfunnyblog:

this should’ve been the movie poster

prestonhymas:

I vote we get rid of everyone else and just have the show dedicated to these two